kristina100000:

due to personal reasons i have decided not to pass away but become a cunt instead

(via gayafsatan)

steeeeeevn:

mazapanlesbian:

teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

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You never once questioned why a character meant to be a gay man was portrayed as satanic and evil?

As a five year old in the 90’s, I can assure I was not aware of the socio-political ramifications of the cartoons I watched. My apologies.

(via dirtybird22)

g-arya:

the-fair-maiden-of-fandom:

marvel-lous-things:

seananmcguire:

learnyourlessonswell:

fuckingships:

marvel-lous-things:

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

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I FOUND IT

I finally lay my eyes upon this glorious post myself

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fluffmugger:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

isn’t this like the year his goddamn child was born? 

(via the-stilting-peace)

When a hiring partner says “you know, some people only want this job for the money…”

ileftmydignityinthegl:

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(via cherlessisfearless)

spartanlocke:

astrangetypeofchemistry:

y’all scream about supporting bi girls right up until they date men

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(via lost-little-lion-girl)

bioandroid:

delalalarosa:

These are the best facial expressions I’ve ever seen tbh

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(via dungareepoultry-deactivated2019)

paul ryan crytyping

taxloopholes:

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jaredtcb:
“ doevohe:
“ missboston1399:
“ nappyhurrdontcare:
“ darkestporcelaingod:
“ geniuslyamazing:
“ darkestporcelaingod:
“ JUANDISSIMO BLEW WANDA’S BACK OUT HOH MY GAWD
”
Y'all Cosmo was the one that had the baby the fuq?
”
JUANDISSIMO BLEW COSMO...

jaredtcb:

doevohe:

missboston1399:

nappyhurrdontcare:

darkestporcelaingod:

geniuslyamazing:

darkestporcelaingod:

JUANDISSIMO BLEW WANDA’S BACK OUT HOH MY GAWD

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Originally posted by bricesander

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

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Originally posted by n-wordbelike

Y'all Cosmo was the one that had the baby the fuq?

JUANDISSIMO BLEW COSMO BACK OUT

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Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

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Originally posted by bricesander

😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
OMFG
I love black people😩

Y'all ain’t shit 😂

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

(via dirtybird22)

(via tooshas)

Something really stupid that pissed me off is in Rent the movie, when they’re singing light my candle, he keeps mentioning how Mimi looks like his ex. But Rosario Dawson (who looks racially ambiguous, but obviously ethnic) played Mimi…whereas in the flashback of the dead ex its a pale ass ginger white girl? The fuck directors and casting? 

(via apoptoticbody)

royaluncertainty8:

dontforgettheclit:

Niggas: You know you can trust me, right?

Me:  

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Originally posted by yesiamarebelliousflower

Niggas: You know I would never hurt you, right? 

Me

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Niggas: You know I think about you everyday, right?

Me:

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Niggas: You know I’ve never felt this way about anyone else, right?

Me

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NIggas: I think I love you

Me:

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Originally posted by hersheyhipster

😂😂😂😂

(via armaniblanco)

People who are low income don’t have to explain their purchases to you.

jehovahhthickness:

toomanypigtails:

They don’t have to justify having kids, they don’t have to justify the tv they bought with their tax return, and they don’t have to feel guilty about getting a tattoo.

Low income people deserve to splurge sometimes too, get over it.

THANK YOU.

(via rosedawsontyler-bye)